IS IT RICE? Civic at 8/3/09 Monday Night Meet

IS IT RICE?
That is the question.

We have for your consideration this sky-blue Honda Civic, Civicus Runnerus Crunchicus. Said suspect rolled in late to the Monday Night Meet on August 3 thinking he could get in all incognito and stuff, but thankfully the real IncoG5nito was there with camera in hand to warn others how NOT to come to a meet.





The list of offenses:

1) The most obvious thing wrong with this jalopy is the Bodykit that seems to not match the completely flat, shaven doors. Now a bodykit does not necessarily make a car rice, and there are non-ricers who can pull the look off well, but a careful inspection will reveal many bumps, bruises, cracks and scrapes all along said bodykit.

2) The insides of the main grille and the grille on the bodykit have been lined with Chicken Wire.

3) There is a severely tilted Ricense Plate molded into the bodykit, and it looks like it's gotten a bit of a lift from the back bumper hitting the pavement repeatedly. And is it just me or did the guy just cut a hole in the bodykit with a box cutter, shove the whole thing in there, and then just leave the slack hanging there?


4) Fart Can smoke... don't breathe this.


5) The Completely Blanked Out and Shaven Trunk Lid might work if professionally done and it goes with the flow of the car, but I'm not feeling it here. Maybe more ugly points than rice points here, but to each his own I suppose.


So there you have it, folks. Sky blue with a touch of poo, enough dents and dings for two, and a license plate that's chopped and screwed. Altogher now, children...




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